Friday, 2 December 2016

Types of students in UK high schools

You hear about the typical American high school steriotypes like the jocks, popular ones and the weirdos. UK high schools have them too but we also have different ones and people can end up having more than one. So here is what UK schools (well at least mine) has.

The smart-ass - You know that one person in your class who never revises and still manage to get an A* in all their subjects? Yep that's them.
The dumb-ass - The opposite of the smart ass. They don't study and somehow manage to get 20%. How?
The Cheat - This is the student that manages to cheat in a GCSE exam without getting caught. They are the next James Bond.
The GAA Head - For anyone who doesn't live in Northern Ireland, GAA is a sports organisation (don't know which one since I know nothing about sports) meaning that they are basically jocks. Also we pronounce GAA as "Ga" in this situation. Mainly found in the PE Department.
The Bolt - These are mainly the school first years that run EVERYWHERE! It doesn't matter if they are heading to lunch or Maths, they will go flying across the school hallways.
The Smokers - These are the students that are either found holding a ciggerate or smelling like them. They somehow never get caught. They are commonly found in that one set of bathrooms that no one goes in because of the smell.
The Art Genius - These are the students that somehow got an A* in GCSE Art without having a mental breakdown. They can be found either in the Art Department or in 6th year study re drawing the Mona Lisa to perfection.
Betthoven - Those students that somehow managed to get Grade 8 Music Theory in 5 musical instruments by the time they turn 14. Commonly found in the Music Department or in the practice rooms.
The Drama Ones - These are the students that live to act. They are in every school play and take it very seriously. They are usually found in the Drama Department (usual in costume or at least a weird hat).
The BTECs - These are as the naim implies the students who stayed in 6th year to do a BTEC. They are lightly made fun of and no one remembers them doing BTEC after they finished it. Usually the girls pick it for more qualifications while the boys pick it so they have an extra year to muck about.
English Failures - Although people fail Maths too that isn't as bad since English is suppose to be easier. These are the people who are repeating GCSE English for the third time. They know "Of Mice and Men" word for word at this point.
Party Goers - These are the students that go to a party, nightclub, disco or bar (if they get "ID") every weekend. They come in on Mondays a bit tipsy and on Fridays with their legs 5 shades darker.
That one "gay" Kid - Every school has that one person who is rumoured to be homosexual when really no one actually knows.
The Trouble Maker - These are the students who do everything in their power to annoy a teacher. They don't care about almost anything.
The Chatter Heads - These are the students that find every reason to talk. They are the reason why group discussion is a thing. They are also good at spreading rumours.
The quiet ones - They are the opposite of the chatter heads. They prefer quiet work and sit in the common room alone. They never talk but when they do it's the best thing ever. Everyone loses their minds!
The nerdy ones - These are the students who either play video games, watch anime or have any other less mainstream fandoms. They either keep it secret or might get picked on for it.
The Bullies - They pick on the weak. They are the cause of Anti bullying Day, Week and Month. They either ruin lives or get in trouble trying.

So here they are. As you can tell their are a lot more than expected. For anyone in the U.K. did I miss any? Thank you so much for reading and have a good day.

Monday, 22 August 2016

Showing your interest in Gaming/Anime without getting bullied

Finding people who like the same things as you is difficult, especially if you like stuff such as Nintendo games or Anime. If you show it off too much you could become a target.
But there is a way to embrace your inner nerd and make friends without the non-nerds taking the hints. He's how

1. Less is more technique
I don't recommend walking into school with everything in the style of one game or anime character. Maybe wear a cute Zelda neckles, put a keychain of Jigglypuff on your school bag or maybe even have a hard back book in the style of Rosalina's storybook. No one will know that these little things come from a game or anime unless they played it making it great conversation material.

2. Past tense technique
Instead of asking someone "Did you get the new game that came out last week?" say something casually like "Did you own a game console when you were younger?" You might get lucky are find out that people still play them or even have the never stuff as well. Be careful with this technique though, because someone could just own an X-BOX 360 with COD and that's all. 
We aren't about the only COD life.

3. Friends now, Nerdiness later technique
Make some friends through other intreasts first then maybe at a sleepover your friends will notice you shelves upon shelves of anime in your room. A sleepover is also a great way to introduce your friends to these things without bullies creeping around. Maybe even have a trade; zone hour of doing your makeup and hair in exchange for an hour of Mario Kart or a few episodes of Your Lie in April. After the sleepover if they leave you they weren't true friends.

4. The intreast and study blend technique
This one might be impossible if you don't do any creative subjects, but if you do that's great. You could draw your favourite gaming character or learn your favourite anime opening on piano. Whatever works for you. I remember doing an ICT course and we had to make a poster on whatever we wanted so I made a Super Smash Bros poster with Photoshop (got an A* by the way). 

Some little tips
Here are some little tips to help you make some gaming and anime friends.

• Bring your 3DS to school! You could Streetpass people in your school and try to find the owner. This might be difficult since most people's Miis don't look alike. Also the school isn't responsible for your stolen or broken 3DS
• You don't have to be popular to do well in school. Studies first, friendships later.
• In the UK (I don't know what its like elsewhere) its okay to be a nerd during 6th form onwards (age 17) so if your younger just be patient and you'll find your proper group of friends soon.
• Having other intreasts comes in handy too. I play video games and watch anime but I'm also really passionate about Music and Drama (plus a little drawing on the side.
• When you do find some nerdy friends don't always talk about nerdy stuff. Talk about other things too.

Thursday, 18 August 2016

Balancing school and gaming/anime

Every teenager knows that school really sucks. Especially if your taking exams. You, your parents, teachers and all your friends want the best for you so doing well in school is important, 
but we are all human. We always tell ourselves "one more match" or "one more episode". When in reality one of something turns into as many as it takes for us to forget about homework or revision. So here is how you can balance school and fun things. There are 3 main ways you can do this

1. Work first, Play later technique

This is the technique that most parents enforce in their households. Maybe they are right. Putting half an hour to an hour aside every night to do some homework may not be a bad idea. It means that you have the rest of the evening to do as you please. You also get your parents off your back.

2. The on and off technique

You work may be done slower but this technique will keep you going. Spend 20 minutes on Maths, play a round of Smash Bros, 20 more on English, an episode of Death Note and so on. This technique may not work if your an RPG lover or if you can't snap out of a game quickly. Seriously, don't be like me and try to play "5 minutes" of Earthbound every break. Just don't.

3. Cold Turkey technique

This is a last resort but if your grades are really low, you have important exams coming up or if you don't have the will power to stop playing for a while, you might need to quit until the end of the term or year. It sucks but it might be the only thing you can do.

Some little tips

Here are some little pieces of advice that might help you.

• Its best if you don't play lengthy games during the exam times (I'm looking at YOU Xenoblade Chronicles). Games that are short and sweet are the best in these situations.
• Set a routine. Give yourself time to do both to the best of your ability
• Telling your friends that your busy with school stuff is okay. Your real friends will understand.

Thank you for reading. If you have any suggestions for topics please leave them in the comments. :)

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Welcome to Nerdy Teen Tips

Hi! Welcome to Nerdy Teen Tips. I'm Squishy and here you will find some tips and advice on how to have a fun nerdy teenage life. If you have any requests for any topics please leave them in the comments below and I will answer as many as I can. Thank You!